Hello, Dollies!

Originally this post was going to be another old tips & tricks for MSW post. But really, come on! There's been so many of those! I think we need something a bit different and a bit crazier for the 10th MSW anniversary!

So behold: Cat's List Of Stuff NOT To Do During MSW 2019!

12. Sleep on your computer.

11. Keep saying "I'll get food when I finish these tabs" and take 4 or 5 more hours.

10. Throw cold water in your face to keep you awake.

9. Stay up for over 30 hours straight.

8. Throw ice on yourself.

7. Cheat.

6. Hire a raccoon to help you post.

5. Lock yourself in an escape room that it doesn't allow you to escape until you've won or MSW is over.

4. Hypnotize yourself to think humans don't sleep.

3. Create an AI that's smarter than you, give it your account so it can win MSW for you, then destroy it. (Remember: it's smarter than you so it would probably know your plan and destroy you.)

2. Cut a mouse-sized door in the wall, put some cheese in the tip of your shoe, and let a mouse come and try to get it so he wakes you up every time you feel something furry touching your foot. 

1. Teach 20 cats how to play Stardoll then let them get as addicted as you, decide to run for MSW as well, and then let them beat you in the contest. 

PS: I'm guilty of doing #10 through #6. Just to clarify though, I'm saying not to do any of these listed. My point is, just don't cheat. :) 

What's on your list of things NOT to do during MSW 2019? 

Until next time,
- Cat