To the Tune of Jack and Diane:

Little Ditty 'Bout Sam & Lohan
Two Celebrity kids growin' up in the heartland
Sammy's gonna be a DJ star
Lohan rocked it out in Herbie Love Bug's car

Samantha Ronson has hit back at claims her relationship with Lindsay Lohan is a sham. The DJ, and sister of music producer Mark Ronson, insists she's not trying to cash in on the actress's fame. "I would never use anybody, especially someone I care about. It makes me sick when people say that. If that's the type of person I was, why would Lindsay be around me," she says. "My brother's just won 3 Grammys - he has a far greater influence in the music business. If I was going to use anybody, wouldn't I use him?"


Little Reference point for those of you who haven't heard Jack n' Diane. A classic