Mr. Blackwell, the world's most ancient authority on Hollywood Fashion emerges every January with his Worst Dressed list for the year just past. My favorite Headline was on Scott Mark's emulsion compulsion, "Fossilized fashionista Mr. Blackwell was released from his cryogenic chamber earlier today long enough to reveal his hotly anticipated Worst Dressed list." Mr. Blackwell does indeed pre-dates by several decades all the current crop of red-carpet commentators and Best and Worst Dressed Magazine Spreads. He was in fact a very successful designer in the 1950s and 60s with his House of Blackwell label. He did in fact study acting with Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney! What he never was … was a poet. The comically horrible rhymes in which he presents his list do, however, add a humorous twist to this his 48th annual worst-dressed women list. Without further ado here it is, you will note, dear reader, nine out of ten are Stardolls already. Alison Angrim who played Nellie Oleson on "Little House on the Prarie" was a surprise inclusion … but it's always a treat to see her back in the news. 10.) Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac." 9.) Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low." 8.) Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!" 7.) Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!" 6.) Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!"

5.) Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' - but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!" 4.) Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!" 3.) Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!" 2.) Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above...tacky polka-dots below... she's part 50's car-hop horror." 1.) Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."